1 00:00:05,870 --> 00:00:14,400 A Toei Presentation 2 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:53,490 Sex Up and Down 3 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:35,280 Eirin Classification 4 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:48,210 Planning: Kaname Ogizawa and Akio Anzai Screenplay: Masahiro Kakefuda and Takeo Kaneko 5 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:56,300 Director of Photography: Hanjiro Nakazawa Editor: Tomio Sota Music: Toshiaki Tsushima Art Director: Hiromu Kitagawa 6 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:09,350 Audio Recording: Tadayuki Komatsu Lighting: Shiro Kuwana 7 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:19,030 Still Photographer: Yoshio Fujii Assistant Director: Shunya Ito 8 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,310 Starring: 9 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,190 Shingo Yamashiro 10 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:44,570 Toru Yuri / Ryohei Uchida Jun Tatara 11 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:50,970 Mieko Tsudoi / Yayoi Watanabe Miki Sugimoto / Yukie Kagawa 12 00:02:56,950 --> 00:03:01,580 Masao Komatsu / Kiyoshi Hitomi Hachiro Misumi / Matasaburo Niwa Ken Sawaaki 13 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:11,240 Yoko Mihara / Kiyoko Tange / Mitsuko Aoi Chie Kobayashi / Keiko Matsui 14 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:22,280 Taro Nanshu / Hiroyuki Miya / Ryoichi Tamagawa Iwao Dan / Hachiro Tako / Gozo Soma 15 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:31,520 Rena Ichinose / Keiko Maki / Hidemi Hara Mayumi Yoshida / Sanae Enomoto / Misayo Tanaka Mamiko Matsushita / Yoko Kono 16 00:03:44,010 --> 00:03:50,040 Akira Kuji / Tetsuya Kigawa Koji Sawada 17 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:05,230 Directed by Shin Takakuwa 18 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,340 -Please. - Thanks. 19 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:17,710 Hey! 20 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,250 - Welcome! You are late today. - Yes, I have been busy. Coffee. 21 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:25,590 Yes. 22 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:31,000 Hello. 23 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:35,630 Huh? Sexual acupressure massage? 24 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,210 Hello? This is just a cafe... 25 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,870 Huh? Am I frigid? 26 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:42,250 Me! Me! It's for me! Hello? 27 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:44,750 This is the sexual acupressure massage headquarters. 28 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:49,190 My secretary is still learning. Sorry about that. 29 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:56,030 I see... That's a common symptom. 30 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,750 Okay, I see. Please come to see us as soon as possible. 31 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,400 Thank you. 32 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:03,770 Mister! What kind of business are you running? 33 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:06,710 Here. 34 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,720 I solve any kind of sex-related problem. 35 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:13,550 Dr. Tanno. 36 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,990 Wow, disgusting. 37 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:52,770 - What is this? - Ah, Miss... 38 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:56,570 I would like to introduce Wrinkle 00. 39 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,480 It is only 0.03 thick. 40 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:03,180 So you don't feel anything While using it. 41 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:09,890 In addition, this one has indentations to prevent it from coming off. 42 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,330 Also, it is entirely oil coated for smooth movement. 43 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:17,930 - It's like a bald guy's head. - I am not interested! 44 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,380 What do you think? 45 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,250 This is not impressive enough, either? Okay. Fine. 46 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:37,230 Please check this out. This is our proprietary product. 47 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:40,460 Look at this vibration! 48 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:45,670 This is why this product is special. 49 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:50,850 - I do have a vibrator. - What are you talking about? 50 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:54,890 Miss! This is not an average vibrator available everywhere. 51 00:06:54,990 --> 00:07:00,590 This vibration can go higher, lower, stronger and softer according to your needs. 52 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:03,060 - Do you want to try it? - I am fine. 53 00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:07,770 I already know it. 54 00:07:07,870 --> 00:07:10,570 I am done selling today. Sorry about that. 55 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:14,110 Okay! Miss! I am going to show you a must-buy item now! 56 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:18,840 This is our company's secret product. We don't sell this to anyone else. 57 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:25,360 This is one of our masterpieces by Mr. Zengoro! 58 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:28,480 A glove made of a toad's skin! 59 00:07:28,630 --> 00:07:33,230 If you massage yourself with this, 80% of ladies will get aroused! 60 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,840 It's simply great! 61 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:39,600 - I already have that too. - I see... 62 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:43,410 Hey, do you have anything more interesting? 63 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:49,150 I do! This is a must-buy item for some people! 64 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:50,880 This is it! 65 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:55,520 There is an organization in the US called CIA, and they always succeed in their missions! 66 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:59,100 They succeed using this! This is a listening device! 67 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:00,930 - A listening device? - Yes. 68 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:08,570 When you attach this to a wall, you can hear everything from your neighbor's! 69 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,880 Wow, that sounds interesting. Give it to me for a sec. 70 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,060 Can you hear? 71 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,130 What are you hearing? 72 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:52,790 Every woman has 36 erogenous zones on her body. 73 00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:57,700 When you draw a line connecting all of them, that's called the Erogenous Line. 74 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:07,880 When you stimulate these gently the hidden pleasure of love inside you will get activated. 75 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:27,480 Miss! Miss! 76 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,710 My training is over! 77 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:33,150 My fee will be 10,000 yen in accordance with Healthy Ministry regulations. 78 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:40,160 What are you talking about? What are you going to do for me after getting me so aroused? 79 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:44,630 Miss! I think you are one of the most sensitive ones I have met so far. 80 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:47,640 I don't think you need any more treatment. 81 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,930 I don't care about the treatment. 82 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,310 Hey... 83 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,550 Okay! Okay! I understand what you want. 84 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:02,350 But the fee will double because of the consumption of my stamina. 85 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:05,990 It is somewhat costly. 86 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:10,500 Fine. I will give you as much as you want. 87 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,810 Miss! 88 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:29,080 I, Dr. Tanno, am going to use my secret technics to the maximum for you! 89 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,270 Hey! You! Are you there? 90 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:43,570 - It must be my husband! Run! - Run? 91 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:47,340 - Honey! Wait a sec! - Where? 92 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,040 - This way! Hurry! - Kinue! 93 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:54,550 Honey! Wait a sec! 94 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:57,320 I am on the toilet! 95 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:02,470 - What about the extra service? - What? You didn't even start! Hurry! 96 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,020 I'm in big trouble! 97 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,390 - Honey! - Kinue... 98 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,980 Honey... It's nothing. 99 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,600 Kinue! You again? 100 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,340 Honey... I am sorry. 101 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,510 That bastard! 102 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,060 - Hi! - Hi! What are you doing? 103 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:24,470 - Mister! Sorry! Would you start for me? - You must be in big trouble. 104 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:29,770 - Ah! It's opening! - Wait! 105 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,400 Shit! 106 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,080 Whit! 107 00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:44,490 - It's opening again! This car is faulty! - It's an automatic door! 108 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,700 What a scary face! Speed up! 109 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,380 - Hey! Where are you going? - Somewhere I can lose him! 110 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,610 Road Closed 111 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:04,120 Mister! Can you speed up? 112 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:08,590 I bought this carat 15,000 yen. I can't go any faster. 113 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,160 Do something! 114 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:17,400 - Okay! I am going to step on the gas! - Stop it! We are approaching a bridge! 115 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:20,770 - What are you doing? - Just speed up! 116 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,880 - Do something! - This road looks weird. 117 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,950 It's not even a proper road! It's water! I have to escape! 118 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:31,150 I am not kidding! 119 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:36,960 Help me! What's this? This is all because of you! 120 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:48,580 - Hey! - Yes. 121 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:52,120 Yes? Stop being depressed, Mister! 122 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,980 But think about it. I've lost my car and inventories. 123 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,220 I am a conman with no assets. 124 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,790 Well... I can see it's hard for you to start over at your age. 125 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:02,760 Hold on. 126 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:07,790 Wait a second, Mister. Check out this bankbook. 127 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:15,180 1, 10, 100, 1000, 1000, 10000, 100000, 1000000... 128 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:18,770 2,300,000? How were you able to save this much? 129 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,750 Fraud? 130 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:25,450 No. This here. My Magic Fingers. 131 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,890 My fingers have played a big role in saving this much. 132 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,290 But how are you going to use this much money? 133 00:14:31,430 --> 00:14:35,700 I left my hometown, Tondabayashi, Osaka, to come here. 134 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:39,740 - I am from Oshamanbe, Hokkaido. - I have a dream. 135 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:45,180 I am going to build a big building in this gigantic city called Tokyo. 136 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,620 What kind of building? 137 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,450 A building for various sex therapies! 138 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,360 There are a lot of people in Tokyo experiencing sex-related problems. 139 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,770 So I am going to provide consultations and treat them. 140 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,170 Not only I can help people but also earn money out of it. 141 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:02,470 I've had this dream since I left my hometown, Todabayashi. 142 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,670 - Hey! Wait! Your ass is exposed! - I didn't notice. 143 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,370 Mr. Oshamanbe! 144 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,110 This is the outline of my therapy. 145 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,410 I become a sex consultant, and you become a sex-toy expert. 146 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:17,030 What do you think? Would you like to do business together? 147 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,060 Let's do it! 148 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:31,900 Yes! 149 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:37,110 - Excuse me. - Welcome! 150 00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,720 How can I help you? 151 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:45,250 Excuse me... How about the consultation? 152 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,520 Ah, okay. A consultation... Follow me. 153 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,900 Please be careful with the stairs. 154 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:53,000 Follow me. Follow me. 155 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,540 Doctor will be here shortly. Doctor! 156 00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:01,000 You are supposed to talk with him. 157 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,380 But... 158 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:09,650 I am Dr. Tanno, please come in. 159 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,000 So, what is the problem? 160 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,030 Huh? 161 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,010 Actually... 162 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:27,210 We have been married for 3 years now. 163 00:16:27,350 --> 00:16:31,650 She is very frigid and doesn't respond to be at all. 164 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:35,020 - It's been very hard for us. - During what? 165 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:40,230 You have such a cute wife. 166 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,130 You are a winner! 167 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,230 Okay, let me check for symptoms. 168 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,670 Please! 169 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,850 Okay, let me start checking. 170 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,990 Relax... Relax... 171 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,470 You are not actually frigid. 172 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,440 You have good responses. 173 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,520 Mister! She is more sensitive than the average woman, actually. 174 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,980 Check this out. 175 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,490 Relax... 176 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,370 Okay. Keep it up... 177 00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,750 This is very good. 178 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,550 I am in paradise. 179 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,590 This is very good. 180 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:03,960 God has given women a significantly stronger sense of pleasure than men. 181 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,300 Mister! 182 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,570 As her husband, you are responsible for enlightening her sexually. 183 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,980 This kind of tragedy occurs because you only think about the sex you want. 184 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,740 Sorry. 185 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,220 You are such a straightforward person. 186 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,520 She will return to normal after 5-6 visits. 187 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:49,390 The fee is high, but you can use our 10-month installment loan. 188 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,160 So please don't worry. 189 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,430 That will help me a lot. 190 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,590 Ayako! 191 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,730 I am happy! 192 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,430 Thank you very much. 193 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,170 Honey! 194 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,720 - Do it properly from now on! - Yes, Ayako! 195 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,980 I will try harder! 196 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,820 Excuse me! 197 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,300 Cuties! 198 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,170 Do you need a consultation too? 199 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,340 Yes. 200 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,540 - Hey! You are working right now! - I got distracted. 201 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,810 - I will call the Doctor. - Please. 202 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,240 Doctor! Doctor! 203 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,770 I am Dr. Tanno. 204 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,540 How cute. 205 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,410 Don't worry. 206 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:02,580 Sex-related problems are not embarrassing. 207 00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:06,090 - What's the problem? - Well... 208 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,060 Actually... 209 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,360 Hey! 210 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,660 Who has granted you a permission to do business here? 211 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:19,770 Who do you think I am? 212 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,240 Well... I have no idea. 213 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,210 Who are you anyway? 214 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:29,380 Sorry for the late introduction. 215 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:32,420 I am Rumi Porno. 216 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,690 I have liked porn since I was young. 217 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:38,320 I have slept with 500 guys since I was 12. 218 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,900 I've had 23 abortions. 219 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,030 I am well-known for having a tight vagina. 220 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:45,470 I am like a fully bloomed rose. 221 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,840 Everybody knows me! 222 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,180 So you have never heard of Big Sis Rumi Porno? 223 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,910 I am Younger Sis Michi. I am well-known for having big tits! 224 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,200 I am also Younger Sis Mari with fantastic seducing skills! 225 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:07,030 So, how much can you pay us? 226 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,040 - Pay you? - Hey! Ladies! 227 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,960 Stop talking! Just go home like grown-ups! 228 00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,010 You can come again when you are old enough to pull this off. 229 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:16,740 Don't treat us like kids! 230 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,870 What you do is exactly what kids would do! 231 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:22,180 We know you are fooling naive people! 232 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,420 We won't budge until you give us something! 233 00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:26,990 I see. I understand the situation now. 234 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,220 But I am not doing anything illegal. 235 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,560 You are threatening a wrong person. 236 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,690 Think again! 237 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:40,840 Don't be stubborn! You must need nurses! 238 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:44,280 We are actually nursing school dropouts. 239 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:47,940 Idiot! I am taking care of everything by myself... 240 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:50,720 Anyway, I don't need nurses. 241 00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:55,490 Isn't it going to be hard to double as a receptionist when you are busy? 242 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,360 We can reduce your workload. 243 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:02,910 Excuse me. 244 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:05,210 - Welcome. - Please come in. 245 00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:06,815 Love Consultation Room 246 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,870 - Please come in. - I... I... 247 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:09,180 You need a consultation, don't you? 248 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,910 Sex-related problems are not embarrassing. 249 00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:15,550 - Okay, please come in. - Please go inside. 250 00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,450 Well... Well... 251 00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:21,190 Hey! You! Wait there! 252 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:24,700 - It hurts! - Wow! 253 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,330 When you see girls, they always look naked to you? 254 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:29,870 I am a pervert. 255 00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:32,100 I must have sex mania. 256 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:36,240 There is nothing but darkness in my head right now. 257 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:39,650 What a fool... You are not a pervert. 258 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,750 That's normal for guys. 259 00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,990 But you are sexually frustrated. That's common. 260 00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:49,340 You have never had sex with anyone, have you? 261 00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,030 No! Never... 262 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,430 I knew it. 263 00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:56,470 You have too much sexual energy inside of you! 264 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:59,780 You have to masturbate to calm yourself down. 265 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,940 What is masturbation? Is it a fish? 266 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,980 I give up. 267 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,110 You know nothing. 268 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,990 Okay. I am going to teach you. 269 00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:13,260 Okay, follow me. 270 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,300 Lie down here. 271 00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:20,000 - Michi! Mari! Get naked! - Okay! 272 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:46,430 Alright... 273 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:55,670 - You can't! - It's no big deal! 274 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:58,310 Leave it to me! 275 00:23:58,450 --> 00:24:02,190 Wow, you have a proper hard-on. 276 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,290 Your tank must be full. 277 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:06,920 No wonder you imagine strange things. 278 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:14,030 One, two... One, two... 279 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,470 How is it? 280 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,640 It feels good, doesn't it? 281 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:34,430 We Solve Any Sex Problems Love Consultation Room 282 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,350 Okay. I am going to introduce the instructor. 283 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,110 He is well-known for his superb expertise in this field. 284 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:52,280 Dr. Tanno! 285 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,690 Thank you for the introduction! 286 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:00,160 I am Dr. Tanno. 287 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:03,430 People say history happens in the night. 288 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:08,300 You guys were born thanks to your parents' nighttime efforts. 289 00:25:08,410 --> 00:25:11,020 Of course, there must have been some daytime efforts as well. 290 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,640 I would like to introduce to you a sex position that gives... 291 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:18,950 women the most satisfaction with the least energy consumption. 292 00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:31,400 First, I would like to introduce the most conventional sex position: 293 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,010 Scissoring. 294 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,840 The next one is known as Doggy Style by many people. 295 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,640 Some of you may be familiar with it. 296 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:30,910 Next, a unique one designed by me. 297 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:34,380 It's called the Comfortable Cowgirl Position. 298 00:26:34,490 --> 00:26:38,250 People keep saying that this position is very comfortable. 299 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,530 You! You have to say something to help us understand the situation! 300 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,930 Say it! 301 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:18,670 - Well... - Yes? 302 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:23,440 - I am unique. - What? 303 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:28,250 - I don't have any. - Don't have what? 304 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:33,680 I am even too embarrassed to go to a spa. 305 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:36,660 Ah, you have no hair. 306 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,330 But that's not a big deal, actually. 307 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,630 But I have a boyfriend now. 308 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:46,040 If I am not normal... 309 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,980 I see. Okay! 310 00:27:49,050 --> 00:27:50,610 Leave it to me! 311 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:54,780 I can't solve it in one day, but there are wigs for that. 312 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:58,020 Anyway, show me first. 313 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,690 Wow, it's very bare. 314 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:13,070 - Okay. I got it. Hey! Bring it here! - Yes! 315 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,310 Which one should I choose? 316 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:21,820 Sparse, full, hedgehog... 317 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:27,360 There are various types, including forest, bushy... 318 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:32,090 - Which one do you prefer? - Well... The fullest one! 319 00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:34,730 Why didn't you tell me before I started explaining? 320 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,240 The jungle one is the best. 3-B is the one. 321 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,680 This is the one. 322 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,580 Here you go. 323 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,010 It fits perfectly! 324 00:28:57,330 --> 00:28:59,330 You are not supposed to come in! 325 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:03,300 I love you! I love everything about you. 326 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,400 Can I come in then? 327 00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:08,010 No! 328 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,220 Yasuo! 329 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,650 Are you going to love me for life? 330 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:16,280 Of course! 331 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:19,520 We are engaged! 332 00:29:20,230 --> 00:29:23,390 Okay! I am coming in. 333 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,440 Kazu! 334 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,450 Yokoshima Finance 335 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,580 What is this? 336 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,920 Only the monthly interest again? 337 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:12,660 Thanks to your help, our business shows stable growth now. 338 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:17,830 I can definitely start paying off the principal in 2-3 months, alright? 339 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:22,500 He is right. We can definitely earn a lot of money. 340 00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:24,010 Fine. 341 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:32,210 But if you don't pay, I will take over the shop right away. 342 00:30:32,350 --> 00:30:36,160 - You! Give me that! - But that's for my business! 343 00:30:36,290 --> 00:30:40,530 I won't let you give it to other female kitties! 344 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,190 That's... 345 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,440 You have to pay me from now on! 346 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,520 What a horny old man... 347 00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,120 Hey! You guys! 348 00:30:58,250 --> 00:31:05,630 If you provide proper consultation for me, you don't have to care about what he says... 349 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,560 That old bastard doesn't treat me like a woman! 350 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,600 What are you talking about, Miss? 351 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:15,230 You can't look sexier than this! 352 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:19,300 I envy that bastard... Your husband! 353 00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:21,280 Your sexiness is giving me a nosebleed. 354 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,880 - Hey! You take care of the rest. - What he said. 355 00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,680 Right? 356 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:31,820 But I still have one problem to solve. 357 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,300 A problem? 358 00:31:33,430 --> 00:31:37,230 That old bastard says my vagina is too loose. 359 00:31:37,370 --> 00:31:38,500 Too loose? 360 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,340 Can you do something about it? 361 00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,840 Sorry for the wait. 362 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:54,480 If you put this in, we can take a pressure reading. 363 00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:56,390 Mari! Put this in for me. 364 00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:57,690 Okay. 365 00:32:02,270 --> 00:32:07,300 Miss! One, take a big breath. Two, hold it. Three, tighten it. 366 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:22,390 What do you think, Miss? You can increase the pressure, if you keep training. 367 00:32:22,530 --> 00:32:26,520 Hey! Miss! Please follow the instructions she gave you just now. 368 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:31,370 Isn't this too thin? Don't you have anything thicker? 369 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:33,770 They sell the same model to customers all over Japan. 370 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,110 You can see the brand here. 371 00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:37,340 Just try it. 372 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:40,610 Really? Okay... 373 00:32:43,650 --> 00:32:46,750 Put it in deeply and gently. 374 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:50,230 Hold your breath. Tighten it. 375 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:16,000 - Saeko! - Honey! 376 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,890 Honey... 377 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,900 Honey... 378 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:34,110 Honey... I can't help it! 379 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,020 Please take it off now. 380 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,150 Wait a sec. 381 00:33:40,030 --> 00:33:45,630 Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 382 00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,770 Hurry! 383 00:34:01,950 --> 00:34:04,790 1,2,3,4. 2,2,3,4. 3,2,3,4. 4,2,3,4. 384 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:10,090 5, 2, 3, 4. 6, 2, 3, 4. 7, 2, 3, 4. 8, 2, 3, 4. 9, 2, 3, 4. 10, 2, 3, 4... 385 00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:11,930 That's not good. You have to try harder! 386 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:13,130 - Help her! - Yes. 387 00:34:13,270 --> 00:34:16,140 Go around. Hold her foot. That's right. 388 00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:18,740 Let's start! 389 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,940 1, 2, 3, 4. 2, 2, 3, 4. 3, 2, 3, 4. 4, 2, 3, 4. 5, 2, 3, 4. 6, 2, 3, 4. 390 00:34:23,050 --> 00:34:28,320 7,2,3,4. 8,2,3,4. 9,2,3,4. 10,2,3,4. 1,2,3,4. 2,2,3,4. 3,2,3,4... 391 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,330 Okay. Stop! 392 00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:44,040 The heartbeat is slightly off, but I can see you are trying hard! 393 00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:49,140 Having been through so far, you will definitely become a great woman in bed! 394 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,150 I am happy. 395 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,450 That's right. Doctor! Check this out! 396 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,530 - What is this? - This is a key for a chastity belt. 397 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,260 I changed it while that old bastard was asleep. 398 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,970 You are very clever! 399 00:35:10,070 --> 00:35:14,210 I guess the sneaky brain of a mountain lizard hides behind your pretty face! 400 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:15,580 Whit? 401 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,820 Honey! Honey! 402 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,570 Honey! Take it off now! 403 00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,360 I can't stand it anymore! 404 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,810 Honey! Hurry up! 405 00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:48,480 Honey! What's up? 406 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:50,750 Why? 407 00:35:50,890 --> 00:35:53,020 Hurry! 408 00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:54,360 Why? 409 00:35:56,930 --> 00:35:59,030 Honey! What are you doing? 410 00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:01,210 It can't be! 411 00:36:02,710 --> 00:36:04,770 I got a wrong key! 412 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,910 Congratulations, Miss! 413 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,750 Starting now, the new gate of your life opens up. 414 00:36:15,890 --> 00:36:16,820 New gate? 415 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,660 Please don't get me wrong... Just a door, maybe? 416 00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:24,170 I am happy! I want to try it as soon as possible! 417 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:35,280 Saeko! 418 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:37,940 I've made a new key. 419 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:39,950 You don't have to worry anymore! 420 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,700 Okay! Saeko! 421 00:36:50,230 --> 00:36:51,500 Honey! 422 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,770 I am going to show you how much I have changed. 423 00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:57,900 Lie down now! 424 00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:00,310 One, two... 425 00:37:00,410 --> 00:37:04,550 How is it? Mine is way better than that woman's, isn't it? 426 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:11,630 1,2,3. 1,2,3... 427 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,220 I paid her to leave. You don't have any complaint, do you? 428 00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:21,710 1,2,3. 1,2,3... 429 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,280 You are the best! 430 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:34,180 My husband comes home late sometimes... 431 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,390 and he has not asked for sex in about a year now. 432 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:44,870 Does he have another woman? 433 00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:50,830 Actually, I thought that initially. 434 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:53,210 I don't think he does. 435 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:56,080 Wait! Maybe there's something wrong with his dick? 436 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,150 - Rumi! - Yes, Doctor. 437 00:37:58,290 --> 00:38:01,880 No, he was very energetic 1 year ago. 438 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:04,550 We used to do it twice a week. 439 00:38:04,590 --> 00:38:06,960 Twice a week? I see. 440 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,790 Then let's talk to your husband first. 441 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,840 No, you can't! 442 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,570 Can you find the cause without letting him know? 443 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,040 I see. 444 00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,180 I think you have a complicated situation there. 445 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:23,710 We will use our full capabilities to find the cause. 446 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,170 - Now! - Okay! 447 00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:23,450 - I wonder what is in that bag. - Well... I don't know. 448 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:37,370 Okinawan War Victory Sato! You bastard! Stop it! 449 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:43,410 It doesn't feel right. 450 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,290 Maybe he is an international spy. 451 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,410 What would happen to us? 452 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,620 They might kill us if they find us. 453 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,460 Then let's stop tailing him and go home. 454 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:53,790 What are you talking about? 455 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:56,560 Work is work. We have to finish it properly. 456 00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:57,600 Let's go! 457 00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:07,050 Hurry! 458 00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:17,960 Hurry! Follow me quickly! 459 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:11,330 Work! 460 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,730 I see. 461 00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:43,070 He is a peeping tom. 462 00:41:43,770 --> 00:41:46,340 That's the reason why he hasn't had sex with his wife. 463 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,280 Wow, men are weird. 464 00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:53,750 If he is too much into these things, normal sex won't satisfy him. 465 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,130 Look! He is spraying a pesticide! 466 00:42:10,270 --> 00:42:13,250 He is very well-prepared! 467 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,740 How disgusting! 468 00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:12,720 His hand maneuver is very skillful. 469 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,690 He is very good at this! 470 00:43:16,690 --> 00:43:17,750 Huh? 471 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,530 The tree... 472 00:43:41,690 --> 00:43:43,790 The Thinker 473 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:50,530 Stop it... 474 00:44:43,070 --> 00:44:46,370 I see. He just can't stop. 475 00:44:51,010 --> 00:44:52,310 No... 476 00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:54,650 What? 477 00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:57,580 You are not supposed to touch it! 478 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,590 What? 479 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,570 Hey! What are you doing? 480 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,540 Sorry. Please forgive me. 481 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,700 There are a lot of peeping toms! 482 00:45:17,850 --> 00:45:20,320 Your legs are so beautiful... 483 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,320 That's why I touched them. 484 00:45:22,450 --> 00:45:24,050 You have good taste. 485 00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:28,490 Hey! I forgive you if you hand over that suit. 486 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,690 Huh? I can't. 487 00:45:30,830 --> 00:45:36,960 This is the uniform of the Tokyo branch of the National Peeping Tom Association. 488 00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:03,260 I think everyone is here. 489 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,840 Let me report tonight's booty. 490 00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:09,180 I have 3 pairs of panties. 491 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:10,580 What do you think? 492 00:46:12,950 --> 00:46:16,480 I've only collected this. 493 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,510 I guess guys get energized after drinking this. 494 00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:25,120 He was not only energized but also strong. 495 00:46:25,230 --> 00:46:27,170 Check this out! 496 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:30,040 Iburin? 497 00:46:30,170 --> 00:46:31,370 What is this? 498 00:46:31,510 --> 00:46:34,700 - This is a portable bidet. - A bidet? 499 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:36,680 - A bidet? - Whoa... 500 00:46:36,810 --> 00:46:39,840 I didn't know anyone would carry around a bidets! 501 00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:42,010 This is priceless! 502 00:46:42,690 --> 00:46:43,680 Captain! 503 00:46:44,190 --> 00:46:47,020 Is he a newbie? 504 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:51,590 I haven't gotten any updates from headquarters. 505 00:46:51,730 --> 00:46:52,860 Really? 506 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,630 I got permission to join tonight's gathering. 507 00:46:57,910 --> 00:47:00,070 He doesn't look fake though. 508 00:47:00,740 --> 00:47:02,910 This must be headquarters' mistake. 509 00:47:03,010 --> 00:47:06,210 Please teach me from now on. 510 00:47:06,350 --> 00:47:09,690 By the way, peeping is a ton of fun! 511 00:47:12,590 --> 00:47:15,860 I see. This is a complicated problem. 512 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,620 Wait? Can't we fix this? 513 00:47:17,730 --> 00:47:21,030 Once a guy gets obsessed with that kind of hobby, it is hard to fix him. 514 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:22,830 Only a diamond cuts a diamond. 515 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:26,310 Let's do it. Listen carefully. We are going to... 516 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:27,700 Okay. Let's do that. 517 00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:30,040 I haven't told you anything yet! 518 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,590 How is it? 519 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:20,580 I don't feel anything with you. 520 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,580 I can only do this with men. 521 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,550 Of course! 522 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,280 But this is work! 523 00:48:27,420 --> 00:48:29,690 Pretend to you get excited! 524 00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:50,280 That tickles! 525 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:52,080 It's over now. 526 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,810 It's okay. 527 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,980 This is just a start. 528 00:48:57,090 --> 00:48:59,720 There is something more exciting inside. 529 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,390 It's okay. Hide in there. 530 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:10,140 She's here. 531 00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,670 How is it? She's good, isn't she? 532 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:55,100 She is! She is! 533 00:50:55,210 --> 00:50:56,610 How about having sex with her? 534 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:58,870 - Of course I want to. - Go ahead. 535 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:01,930 - Go ahead? What the hell? - You don't have to worry about anything! 536 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:05,010 She has not had sex with anyone for a year. 537 00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:07,350 - But... - It's okay. It's okay. 538 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:10,720 I will take care of everything! Go ahead. 539 00:51:55,890 --> 00:51:57,320 Tamae! 540 00:51:57,950 --> 00:52:00,250 What are you doing here? 541 00:52:01,530 --> 00:52:03,550 I am your wife! 542 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:07,760 I would do anything you want me to do! 543 00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:12,270 - Tamae! - Honey! 544 00:52:56,460 --> 00:52:58,120 What's the problem? 545 00:52:58,730 --> 00:53:01,260 Well... I am... 546 00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:04,800 Don't be shy. Relax and tell me about it. 547 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:11,450 I came to Tokyo 2 years ago to work. 548 00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:12,850 Okay... 549 00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:15,980 I have never felt this way. 550 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:18,060 This way? 551 00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:23,760 But recently... 552 00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:26,930 Recently? What happened? 553 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:32,370 - I can't help it! - You can't help it? 554 00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:39,810 I feel very frustrated somehow. 555 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,320 My body is heavy! 556 00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:44,450 I see. I see. 557 00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:52,560 I can't help it anymore! 558 00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:57,810 Whit! 559 00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,140 I haven't given you any instructions yet! 560 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,680 What are you doing? 561 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,190 Doctor! 562 00:54:17,330 --> 00:54:22,070 - I beg you! Please fuck me! - Fuck you? 563 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,870 I can't help it anymore! 564 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:28,340 Hey! I am a doctor! I am a doctor! 565 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,850 What is this? What! Wait! 566 00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:33,040 - Wait! Wait! - What's the big deal? 567 00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:36,140 I have preferences. I can't do it in this setting. 568 00:54:36,260 --> 00:54:38,890 Whit! Whit! Whit! 569 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,590 I am a doctor! You are like a monster! 570 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,890 Rumi! Michi! Help me! Help me! 571 00:54:45,030 --> 00:54:46,260 - Calm down! - Stop! 572 00:54:52,310 --> 00:54:53,570 Fuck me! 573 00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:57,080 What are you talking about? Calm down! Hold her! 574 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:58,950 Fuck me! 575 00:54:59,050 --> 00:55:02,040 - Bring the horse tranquilizer! - Okay! 576 00:55:03,290 --> 00:55:05,190 She bit me! Bitch! 577 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,100 This is the cause. 578 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:14,930 Miss! This bacterium is What made you suffer. 579 00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:18,100 Check this out. This is the enemy of all women! 580 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,780 What the hell?! I didn't know this kind of stuff existed inside of me! 581 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:29,360 These little bastards were constantly tickling you from inside. 582 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:32,360 No wonder you went crazy. 583 00:55:32,490 --> 00:55:35,430 The reason why you get sick is that you don't use condoms. 584 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,770 Here, take these. Please use them from now on! 585 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:43,800 Sorry for the fuss. 586 00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:47,970 But can I really go back to normal? 587 00:55:48,110 --> 00:55:53,320 If you use Dr. Tanno's medicine, you will definitely go back to normal in 3-4 weeks. 588 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:57,660 - Really? - I am happy for you! 589 00:55:57,790 --> 00:56:00,290 Please buy the medicine I'll prescribe at a pharmacy. 590 00:56:00,430 --> 00:56:01,590 And pay too. 591 00:56:03,170 --> 00:56:05,900 Thank you very much! 592 00:56:19,350 --> 00:56:21,980 Our president was poor when he was young. 593 00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:26,050 So he became a cowboy at a ranch in Texas. 594 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:31,570 He earned a lot of money and came back to Japan to start a steakhouse business. 595 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:36,840 Such a big ranch. You are everyone's role model! 596 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:38,780 So what's the problem? 597 00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:45,380 He already owns 21 branches and is going to open the 22nd branch. 598 00:56:45,490 --> 00:56:47,750 And I want you to evaluate that. 599 00:56:47,890 --> 00:56:50,220 Evaluation? Like in a tea ceremony? 600 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,820 A tea ceremony? No way! It's about virginity! 601 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,860 - Virginity? - The cows' virginity? 602 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,370 What are you talking about? The girls' virginity, of course! 603 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:05,740 The managers of all 21 branches are women... 604 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,940 who gave their virginity to our president. 605 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,590 So, the virginity of the manager of the 22nd branch must be confirmed. 606 00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:17,190 Otherwise, the president won't approve the launch of the new branch. 607 00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:20,160 I see. In that case, I can evaluate it. 608 00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:24,590 Miss! Wait a sec! 609 00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:25,930 What is it? 610 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:32,670 Can you assign the precious evaluation job to that mediocre punk of a consultant? 611 00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:36,220 Ome! Are you trying to go against me? 612 00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:38,910 No. It's not that. 613 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:44,260 I just think choosing Dr. Numao, who has a great reputation... 614 00:57:44,390 --> 00:57:48,560 would serve our president better. 615 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:53,900 Ome! You are the 2nd. I am his only lawful wife. How dare you go against me? 616 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,340 I reject your offer. I do things as I want. 617 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,040 I am Kiriko. 618 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:05,150 Please start your job. 619 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:48,430 Okay. I am going to start the evaluation. 620 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,520 Raise her legs. 621 00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:02,520 Spread them! 622 00:59:10,270 --> 00:59:14,730 This... is genuine virginity! 623 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,400 The ramen... No, the hymen is intact! 624 00:59:18,150 --> 00:59:21,380 Now I have to put it to the ultimate test! 625 00:59:22,090 --> 00:59:23,580 Doctor! 626 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:27,050 This is too good to miss! 627 00:59:27,190 --> 00:59:29,060 No! Stop! 628 00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:30,390 Business! Business! 629 00:59:30,430 --> 00:59:32,700 - I will let you use mine later! - Don't be ridiculous! 630 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:35,760 Being 501st is not the same as being first! 631 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:43,780 Running a business is hard! 632 01:00:01,170 --> 01:00:03,430 Congratulations! 633 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,110 Very good! 634 01:00:08,210 --> 01:00:11,480 She is exactly what I want. 635 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,750 Omatsu! You found a good girl! 636 01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:17,790 No one understands you better than me. 637 01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:21,350 I have been with you for 10 years. 638 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:28,000 Finally, the 22nd branch will be built as I planned. 639 01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:31,070 This has been my dream since I was young. 640 01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:35,040 I have completed a full set of 22 tattoos! 641 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,370 Hey, everyone! 642 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:42,610 Let's show our 22 tattoos to celebrate his 22nd launch. 643 01:02:01,290 --> 01:02:04,420 This is the best moment of my life! 644 01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:17,300 What a nice baby. 645 01:02:18,410 --> 01:02:20,780 Don't be scared. 646 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:03,500 Hello! 647 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:07,600 What? He is stuck? 648 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,970 Honey! The doctor is here! 649 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,880 What happened? 650 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,590 It's stuck! 651 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,710 It's gotten swallowed! 652 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,760 You are stuck! I got it. 653 01:03:24,890 --> 01:03:25,880 Prepare an injection. 654 01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:26,830 - Yes. - Morphine. 655 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:30,160 - Is it okay to inject that? - It's okay. Give it to me. 656 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:31,900 It hurts! 657 01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:37,700 You will feel fine in no time. 658 01:04:06,950 --> 01:04:09,250 Honey! Are you okay? 659 01:04:09,350 --> 01:04:11,150 Hey! Do something! 660 01:04:11,290 --> 01:04:14,090 He is fine! It will get better in due time. 661 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:17,960 What are you talking about? What if he can't use it anymore! 662 01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:19,390 Okay. 663 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:22,520 I am going to give him a tranquilizer. 664 01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:43,150 Good boy. 665 01:04:43,290 --> 01:04:45,390 Poor thing! It hurt so badly, didn't it? 666 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,760 But it's okay now. 667 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,470 How is it? Things going well? 668 01:04:55,610 --> 01:04:57,810 It doesn't feel right, Doctor. 669 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:02,780 I can't stay like this for a long time because I get tired quickly. 670 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,980 I thought so too. We need to improve somehow. 671 01:05:05,090 --> 01:05:06,490 Lie down. 672 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:08,920 Rumi! Between the legs! 673 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:12,790 That's right. One leg over here. 674 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,000 Who is it? 675 01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:20,270 Daisuke Tanno! 676 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:24,110 You're under arrest you for violating the Medical Practitioner's Law! 677 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:28,310 Are you kidding me? I haven't violated anything! 678 01:05:28,450 --> 01:05:31,080 - Somebody reported you. - Who did it? 679 01:05:31,190 --> 01:05:33,420 Spare your excuses for the station! 680 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,120 Wait a sec! This is obviously some kind of misunderstanding! 681 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,690 - Doctor! - It hurts! 682 01:05:52,350 --> 01:05:54,250 I guess things went well. 683 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,980 Yes. 684 01:05:56,090 --> 01:06:00,120 He'll go to prison for violating the Medical Practitioners Law! 685 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:04,490 This will prevent him from competing with us! 686 01:06:04,630 --> 01:06:07,260 I see. That's good. 687 01:06:07,770 --> 01:06:11,900 I've already given the president sleeping pills like you ordered. 688 01:07:04,310 --> 01:07:05,430 Hey! 689 01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:07,840 We have proof! 690 01:07:07,950 --> 01:07:11,410 You injected a woman called Kiriko with morphine... 691 01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:13,890 and president Tachibana with a tranquilizer. 692 01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:16,190 This is in violation of the Medical Practitioners Law! 693 01:07:16,190 --> 01:07:20,350 You thought you'd get away with it... 694 01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:24,830 but we finally got you by the tail! 695 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:29,030 What is a sex consultant? 696 01:07:29,170 --> 01:07:31,510 Do you think you can get away using an English job title? 697 01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:37,070 There are a lot of problems you can't solve with regular medicine. 698 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,190 That's why the society needs a businessman like me. 699 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,480 Doctors don't care about consultations because they don't earn them money. 700 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:48,930 People say medicine is for everyone. 701 01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:52,870 But many doctors use medicine to exploit others or just to earn money. 702 01:07:52,970 --> 01:07:58,240 Lots of people suffer from sexual problems Without the consultations they deserve. 703 01:07:58,340 --> 01:08:02,370 Because doctors refuse to help them, I have built a pink tower to save them! 704 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,710 Did you get all that? 705 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:08,780 Regardless of what you say, you have violated the law! 706 01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:13,820 No, I haven't violated anything! 707 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,160 What? 708 01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:16,990 Please ask at the Health Ministry. 709 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:20,760 Check the list of doctors who passed the medical practitioner's exam in 1964. 710 01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:23,430 My name, Daisuke Tanno, is on that list. 711 01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:33,450 What's the matter? 712 01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:39,390 I want you to massage this part today. 713 01:08:39,530 --> 01:08:42,430 What are you doing, president! I can't! 714 01:08:42,570 --> 01:08:45,260 You are mean today. 715 01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,840 You know how I feel about you. 716 01:08:47,970 --> 01:08:49,570 Idiot! 717 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,650 You see? This is your fault! 718 01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:57,740 - What can you do about it? - What can I do about it? 719 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,880 How does that have anything to do with me? 720 01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,650 Don't act innocent! 721 01:09:01,860 --> 01:09:05,020 He became like this after you injected your drug. 722 01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,490 - Don't be ridiculous. - Don't be ridiculous? 723 01:09:07,630 --> 01:09:08,650 You! 724 01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:10,960 What can you do about this? 725 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:35,860 Hey! 726 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,000 Honey! 727 01:09:44,410 --> 01:09:46,710 Is everything going to be okay? 728 01:09:47,610 --> 01:09:49,480 I am a medical doctor. 729 01:09:50,350 --> 01:09:54,590 I've injected the president with a strong female hormone made in Germany. 730 01:09:55,590 --> 01:09:59,760 Even if he was a real doctor, he wouldn't be able to fix it. 731 01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:03,430 - But what if... - Don't worry. 732 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,800 The president will soon be too sick to run the business. 733 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:09,600 Then we can put him in a care home. 734 01:10:10,410 --> 01:10:14,610 Okay. The steakhouse business will become ours, then. 735 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,320 Let's sexually arouse him first. 736 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:31,400 I hope he will become a man again. 737 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,970 So do I. 738 01:10:33,070 --> 01:10:36,130 Do as I told you, okay? 739 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,300 Yes. 740 01:10:50,230 --> 01:10:51,750 President! 741 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,130 Kiriko! 742 01:10:54,270 --> 01:10:56,790 It's very late. Why are you here? 743 01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:58,700 I have come to have fun with you. 744 01:10:58,810 --> 01:10:59,970 Is that so? 745 01:11:00,070 --> 01:11:02,200 How do you want to have fun with me? 746 01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:04,040 By doing something nice! 747 01:11:27,210 --> 01:11:30,870 Kiriko, no! You can't take off anything else! 748 01:11:31,310 --> 01:11:33,180 What's the big deal? 749 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,530 I am scared! 750 01:11:44,060 --> 01:11:45,930 The sex therapy failed. 751 01:11:47,830 --> 01:11:51,430 Michi! Use both hands and do it gently. 752 01:11:53,170 --> 01:11:55,270 How is it? Are you aroused? 753 01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:59,850 No man could ever forget this kind of pleasure overload. 754 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:02,610 Stop! That tickles! 755 01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:05,690 Leave me alone! 756 01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,750 Unbelievable! 757 01:12:08,890 --> 01:12:13,590 How can he possibly dislike being massaged by cute girls? 758 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,230 The president is done! 759 01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:20,940 I would take his role if I could! 760 01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:35,690 - Mister... - Yes. 761 01:12:35,790 --> 01:12:40,830 - Hello... - Yes. Yes. 762 01:12:40,970 --> 01:12:42,630 What happened? 763 01:12:42,770 --> 01:12:45,430 Doctor! 764 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,140 Fuck me! 765 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,580 You turned into a faggot as well?! 766 01:12:55,050 --> 01:12:57,580 Doctor! Kiss me! 767 01:12:59,530 --> 01:13:05,950 The water must be spiked with that strong female hormone from Germany 768 01:13:06,070 --> 01:13:07,400 I see. 769 01:13:07,540 --> 01:13:10,370 That's why he behaves like a woman, right? 770 01:13:10,940 --> 01:13:12,740 That's right. 771 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,680 All this must've been planned by someone... 772 01:13:15,810 --> 01:13:18,250 wanting to take over the president's business. 773 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,580 Doctor! 774 01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:22,950 It's very strong. 775 01:13:28,090 --> 01:13:30,960 Please eat before it gets cold. 776 01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:36,370 Honey! Please eat and get well soon. 777 01:13:36,470 --> 01:13:38,410 Yes, thank you. 778 01:13:48,550 --> 01:13:51,250 I am scared! I am scared! 779 01:13:51,730 --> 01:13:53,490 That's strange. 780 01:13:53,590 --> 01:13:57,220 I've never made him clam soup. 781 01:13:57,370 --> 01:13:59,770 Somebody must have done something to him. 782 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:02,700 - Shit! Who the hell is it? - Easy... Easy... 783 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,570 This has helped me come up with an idea to fix him. 784 01:14:06,710 --> 01:14:08,470 - Really? - Yes. 785 01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:11,740 He has shown a strong complex about clams since the incident with Kiriko. 786 01:14:11,850 --> 01:14:14,380 In other words, he is scared of being a man. 787 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:18,190 Somebody who observed him carefully injected him with female hormones. 788 01:14:18,290 --> 01:14:20,520 And this is the result. 789 01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:23,860 I see... So how are you going to fix him? 790 01:14:23,970 --> 01:14:26,030 It's a long shot. 791 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:30,830 The only option we have is a psychotherapy in combination with hypnotism. 792 01:14:30,980 --> 01:14:33,880 However, if anyone disturbs me during the performance... 793 01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:37,000 I can't guarantee a good result. 794 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,520 It's okay! 795 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:40,420 I won't let anyone disturb you! 796 01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:57,330 What are you going to do with that spear? 797 01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:59,410 I have no idea. 798 01:14:59,510 --> 01:15:01,840 I'm just following the doctor's instructions. 799 01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:05,880 I've bought this and that. 800 01:15:05,950 --> 01:15:08,480 Look at this carefully. 801 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,950 You are sleepy. 802 01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:19,830 Your eyelids are heavy. 803 01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:22,170 They are heavy. 804 01:15:22,270 --> 01:15:25,070 You can't hold them open. 805 01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:29,110 Now, close your eyes slowly. 806 01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:31,780 Close your eyes. 807 01:15:37,190 --> 01:15:42,760 Grab the spear. 808 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:49,570 Stand up. Stand up! 809 01:15:50,910 --> 01:15:56,280 Prepare for a battle! Prepare for a battle! 810 01:15:58,450 --> 01:16:00,920 Your enemy is over there! 811 01:16:09,770 --> 01:16:13,570 - I am scared! I am scared! - Why are you scared? 812 01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:16,640 It's a clam! It's the enemy you have to destroy! 813 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:19,300 Destroy it with all your might! 814 01:16:19,450 --> 01:16:22,540 - Where are you going? - Whatever it is... Go away! 815 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:26,850 Shit! Pause! Pause! 816 01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:30,850 I told them not to disturb me! Let's start over! 817 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,660 What did you just say? Hand over the president? 818 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,130 What's going on, Ome? 819 01:16:36,270 --> 01:16:42,400 I can't stand to see him go even crazier with this unproven therapy. 820 01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:46,540 You suddenly became deeply worried about the president. 821 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:49,170 Or do you want to disturb the treatment? 822 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:52,920 I see now. 823 01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:57,320 You injected him with the female hormones and surprised him with a clam! 824 01:16:59,130 --> 01:17:01,000 I am not the only one. 825 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:04,340 That's right. 826 01:17:04,470 --> 01:17:11,670 We can't let him ruin our lives. 827 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:14,510 Okay! 828 01:17:14,650 --> 01:17:17,680 I am the president of this steakhouse now! 829 01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:21,160 Come over here if you are going to respect my authority. 830 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:36,300 Have you forgotten how the president saved your lives? 831 01:17:36,410 --> 01:17:38,280 Don't cry. 832 01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:40,640 I am the president of this business! 833 01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:43,840 I will never hand it over! Get it if you can! 834 01:17:47,190 --> 01:17:48,350 Everyone! 835 01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:51,020 There is nothing to worry about. Go get her! 836 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,090 Be quiet! 837 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,290 The mistresses came here to get the president! 838 01:18:20,430 --> 01:18:21,760 Everybody joined her! 839 01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:23,930 Only Momi, Madam and I are on our side! 840 01:18:24,070 --> 01:18:27,200 - Please help me! - We will take care of the fight! 841 01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:29,640 - I will join you! - Calm them down first! 842 01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:32,080 If the hypnosis is disturbed, things will get serious! 843 01:18:32,150 --> 01:18:35,140 - I believe in you, Mr. Oshamanbe! - Leave it to me! 844 01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:43,890 Out of the way! 845 01:18:44,030 --> 01:18:45,500 Hey! 846 01:18:45,630 --> 01:18:47,790 What the hell is going on? 847 01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,200 Hey! 848 01:18:49,340 --> 01:18:51,430 Who's in charge here? 849 01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:53,560 I'll destroy you! 850 01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:55,010 Come out! 851 01:19:08,030 --> 01:19:09,620 Hey! 852 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,390 What are you doing? 853 01:19:16,740 --> 01:19:18,500 It hurts... 854 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,800 You are useless, Mister. 855 01:19:21,940 --> 01:19:24,810 It didn't work out like in the movies. 856 01:19:24,950 --> 01:19:26,350 I'll leave it to you. 857 01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:29,740 Hey, you! 858 01:19:29,850 --> 01:19:31,750 You're not bad! 859 01:19:32,530 --> 01:19:34,120 But I'm not to weakling either! 860 01:19:34,330 --> 01:19:35,420 - What? - What? 861 01:19:35,490 --> 01:19:37,590 I will take care of her! 862 01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:39,060 Shit! 863 01:19:48,410 --> 01:19:49,940 Shit! 864 01:19:53,220 --> 01:19:54,810 Ouch! 865 01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:00,850 Shit! 866 01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:06,060 I won't let you! 867 01:20:06,170 --> 01:20:08,730 How dare you! 868 01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:11,200 Whit! Ouch! 869 01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:13,170 It hurts! 870 01:20:13,310 --> 01:20:15,340 Take this! 871 01:20:15,450 --> 01:20:17,380 Ouch! 872 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,280 No! 873 01:20:19,420 --> 01:20:20,610 And this! 874 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:21,950 Shit! 875 01:20:27,390 --> 01:20:28,760 Ouch! 876 01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:31,090 You bitch! 877 01:20:31,230 --> 01:20:34,360 You fucking bitch! 878 01:20:38,310 --> 01:20:39,740 Shit! 879 01:20:43,050 --> 01:20:44,520 Shit! 880 01:20:44,650 --> 01:20:46,120 Bring it on! 881 01:20:49,290 --> 01:20:52,220 I won't let you go, bitch! 882 01:20:53,430 --> 01:20:55,730 Shit! Die! 883 01:20:55,860 --> 01:20:58,560 Shit! Take this! 884 01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,170 Bitch! 885 01:21:09,010 --> 01:21:10,380 Bitch! 886 01:21:10,820 --> 01:21:12,750 Shit! 887 01:21:12,890 --> 01:21:15,290 - How dare you! - Let me go! 888 01:21:24,770 --> 01:21:27,790 Let me go, bitch! 889 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:33,780 Shit! 890 01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:37,480 I got you now, bitch! 891 01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:41,340 Shit! Shit! 892 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,390 Shit! 893 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,390 Bitch! 894 01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:55,870 You can only hear my voice! 895 01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:58,910 You can't hear anything else! 896 01:22:00,110 --> 01:22:05,240 Grab the spear properly and destroy the big clam! 897 01:22:29,150 --> 01:22:31,120 Hey! What's the matter?! 898 01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:33,240 President! 899 01:22:33,390 --> 01:22:34,820 Omatsu! 900 01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:37,190 What the fuck is going on?! 901 01:22:37,330 --> 01:22:39,160 Honey! 902 01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:55,570 Were you trying to take over my steakhouse business? 903 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:58,580 You are just one of my many mistresses! 904 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:02,780 Who injected me with female hormones?! 905 01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,880 There must be someone wiser than you! 906 01:23:04,990 --> 01:23:07,290 Confess now! 907 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:08,700 This guy! 908 01:23:11,770 --> 01:23:14,800 He's been hiding over there! 909 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:16,970 I didn't do anything! 910 01:23:18,010 --> 01:23:19,880 Ome asked me to do it. 911 01:23:20,010 --> 01:23:21,740 You liar! 912 01:23:21,850 --> 01:23:23,410 Calm down... 913 01:23:23,550 --> 01:23:25,710 You've played me. 914 01:23:25,850 --> 01:23:28,020 Do you know what a real doctor is? 915 01:23:29,590 --> 01:23:31,720 Why don't you cut your hands off? 916 01:23:31,860 --> 01:23:34,020 Hey! Go for it! 917 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:36,790 You don't deserve that penis! 918 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:41,930 Excuse me... 919 01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:46,440 I would like to ask you guys... Is the fight over now? 920 01:23:46,580 --> 01:23:48,020 Ah, right? 921 01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:50,810 Thank you for all of your efforts! 922 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:52,220 Everyone! 923 01:23:52,350 --> 01:23:57,320 The Love Consultation Room is here as usual! 924 01:23:57,830 --> 01:24:00,920 If you have any problems related to love or sex... 925 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:05,500 which are the biggest pleasures in our life... 926 01:24:05,610 --> 01:24:10,340 please don't hesitate to consult us! 927 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:15,380 Diagnostic and treatment fees will be charged... 928 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,010 according to the Health Care Law. 929 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:20,150 Everyone in the area! 930 01:24:20,290 --> 01:24:23,730 This is the Love Consultation Room! 931 01:24:25,030 --> 01:24:31,840 The End